Important Self-Diagnosis

This evening I have had a small cough... maybe I'm getting sick. Aurelie was around and after I coughed, she said "Bless you". It got me thinking... I have had this happen several times over my life and until now, I thought people were just being nice. It turns out otherwise... I asked Aurelie why she said "Bless you", she replied "because you sneezed". I AM A HIGH PITCH COUGHER! When I have a solo cough, the particular position of my mouth along with the force at which I force air out of my lungs combine to sound like a sneeze. Are there any more out there or am I just a freak? I should start a club or something.

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