It’s either a suspicious eye or a lonely canoe in a mountainside lake…

This is a bruise on my flank from falling down the stairs. Long story...

...Well since you asked... I cleaned up my Foosball table today. Part of the maintenance process is lubricating the bars. For this, I spray dry silicone directly on them. I got tons of overspray on the floor and I was wearing thin, non-absorbing dress socks. So when you combine a sock-full of dry silicone, with running briskly down the stairs, you get a 190 lb bodyslam from 5 feet up. Good times.

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