Shaving Schedule

I have a regular shaving schedule: Mondays and Thursdays. I do it on Monday because... well... it just seems like the right thing to do, with Monday being the beginning of a new week and all. The 1-day-stubble has become fashionable so I keep it on Tuesday. Wednesday comes and although I probably should shave, I look at my 2-day-stubble and realize that it really looks like 1.5-day-stubble and is still socially acceptable. By the end of the day Wednesday, I look sloppy. Thus, my next shave comes Thursday. Friday is the same as Tuesday, and Saturday the same as Wednesday, but on Sunday... well Sunday I am just lazy.

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